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chatGPT as a rugby player who hates football in form of several limericks:

In football's table they stand,
Teams battle for glory in this land,
But as a rugby player,
I find it all a bore,
As I chase an oval ball in my hand.

Elfsborg sits at the top,
With 39 points, they just won't stop,
But I care not for their skills,
Or their penalty shoot-out thrills,
For rugby is the game that I'll swap.

Häcken and Malmö fight for place,
With points and goals, their pace they chase,
But I'll pass on this drama,
With its dives and fake trauma,
Give me a scrum, a ruck, and a chase.

Djurgårdens' goal difference is small,
But in rugby, that doesn't matter at all,
For it's tries we seek,
Not just goals in a week,
Football's drama, to me, feels so small.

Norrköping, Kalmar, and Halmstads,
All battling for the middle spots they have,
But I'll stick to my sport,
Where teamwork is taught,
And where tackling brings more applause.

The table changes, rearranged,
But my rugby love, it remains unchanged,
For on the rugby field I'm free,
From football's monotony,
And in scrums and mauls, my heart is engaged.

So, let the football fans cheer,
As the table shifts and becomes clear,
For me, rugby is the game,
Where passion and strength truly flame,
And I'll keep kicking that oval ball, my dear.
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